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All of the items for sale in this store are written, recorded, designed or made by me (Ben). If you've got any questions regarding any of these things, that I have answered below, for goodness sake email me.

POSTAGE: These charges vary according to where you live, how many items you order and the weight of these items. To calculate, make your choices from the store and select your country in the shopping cart.

SIZING: Just give me a minute on this, I'll work it out and get back to you. 

RETURNS: The thing with returns is they cost both you and I extra money. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, naturally I'll replace it, but if you just think you might like to try a different size or format, please consider re-ordering and giving the first item to a friend or loved one as a gift. Other cool things to do would be to cut out the print and sew it to your denim jacket, or cut off the sleeves and wear it has a vest. Get creative.

PRICES: I've done my best to make all prices as cheap as I can, but I appreciate that postage charges are pretty expensive these days. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do to fix that. Please note that the quality of all the garments I print on is much better than your average UK band merchandise. I love band merchandise but hate wearing those heavy weight boxy t-shirts.

Some bands charge £20 for t-shirts, mostly because they have to. Their rotten merchandise or management company will be taking huge percentages off of the top and without the extra mark up the band will see little in return. All of the money I receive from merchandise (Excluding P&P and credit card charges) will be re-invested into future designs and projects.

MAILING LIST: I'd like to add you to my mailing list, if that's OK. I'll not hassle you much, just let you know when I'm coming to play in a town near you, or when there's new music and merchandise for sale. If you're not into this idea please mention in your order notes on PayPal.

"I'D LIKE ONE OF THESE _____ BUT I CAN'T AFFORD IT": I'd rather you had my music or merchandise than didn't, so write to me and we'll sort something out. Another thing you could do is make your own t-shirt using an old shirt of your brother's or a cheap shirt from the market, cut out some letters and sew them on, or draw using fabric markers, it's fun and you'll end up with a completely unique t-shirt. Also you could download the album and draw your own CD cover. I'd love to see your work.

MORE ABOUT ME: I love band merchandise, making it, selling it, buying it and wearing it. I love the feeling of pride in representing my favourite band, or my friend's band or some band that my mum used to love whose t-shirt I found in the attic. I love obscure bands that nobody's heard of yet, or before (Tell me about your band!). Here is a website containing some of the other items I've designed and/or made. If you'd like me to draw something for you, lemme know!